A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up
to her and said, “I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!
What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a
nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of whisky every week,
and I eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all.
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty,” she replied
