Annoying neigbours

 

ANNOYING NEIGHBOURS

There is this huge house in our street.

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads.

Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still don’t do anything.

To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked a day in her life and her bad-tempered husband is notorious for his racist comments.

A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son's ex-wife and her boyfriend, but nothing has ever been proved.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone believes to be gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army, but are always out partying in nightclubs.

The youngest one is really out of control.

No one is absolutely sure they have the same father…

God, I hate living near Buckingham Palace!