Ex voto longen

Ex voto longen

zaterdag 16 maart 2013

Wat veroorzaakt artritis?


WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down  on a subway next to a priest.
The man's  tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty  
bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his  newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to
the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes  
arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's   caused by loose living, being  with cheap, wicked women,
too much alcohol, contempt for your  fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”, Then returned to his  paper. 

The priest, thinking about what he had said,
nudged the man and apologized. "I'm  very sorry.
I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had  arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here  that the  Pope  does."

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