I am using your wife

USING HIS WIFE..? An already slightly stressed out business man when arriving home received a message from his new Indian neighbor, which read, “Sorry sir, I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home. I am maybe using more than you are using? I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.” This message was too much to accept, so the man blinded by rage immediately shot his wife. A few minutes later he received another message from his Indian neighbor, which read, “Sorry sir, spelling mistake: Wifi not wife.”