It all started with the iPhone...

 

 It all began with an iPhone...
 March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

bought me an iPad.

 I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when
 she

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

 September came by so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started......    

         
 What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean although this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service...